Now I know that an administration of this scale and complexity is a serious
undertaking in itself. But we are in the preliminary phase of one of the
greatest battles in history (Bobby vs Sparky). We are in action at many other
points-in Schaumburg, Chicago, and Lake County and we have to be prepared to
storm into Mendota to finish off the Sparky. The email battle has ensued, and
many preparations have to be made here to ensure a victory.
I say to the Parliament and haters out there as I said to the principal
ministers who have joined this government, I have nothing to offer but blood,
toil, tears, booze, a sweet jump shot, hate for usc, and sweat. We have before
us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many months of
struggle (especially finding a female a month to ask out) and suffering to prove
this point.
You ask, what is our policy? I say it is to wage war by land, sea, air,
phone, texting, email, and direct mail. War with all my might and with all the
strength Tim Tebow has given me, and to wage war against a monstrous tyranny of
bs (MTF) never surpassed in the dark and lamentable catalog of human crime.
That is our policy.
You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word. It is victory. Victory at
all costs - Victory in spite of all terrors - Victory, however long and hard the
road may be, for without victory there is no survival for the ‘Year Of Bobby.’
Let that be realized. No survival for the Year Of Sparky or MTF, no survival
for all that the Year Of Sparky has stood for, no survival for the urge, the
impulse of the ages, that mankind shall move forward toward my goal, ‘The Year
Of Bobby.’
I take up my task in getting laid and drunk a ton and hope. I feel sure that
my cause will not be suffered to fail among the men who have put their faith in
me. I feel entitled at this juncture, at this time, to claim the aid of all and
to say, "Come then, let us go forward together with our united strength for the
‘Year Of Bobby!’’
I will speak to you again on April 1, 2010
Bobby Mengler – February 5, 2010



